so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
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Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
What would you do if your asshole suddenly made the sound of a sheep duck baa/quacking the words kill me
You are so incredibly one of a kind, it's astounding
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It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
Just woke up in a Price Chopper bathroom stall with a half eaten cake on the floor. Had to get a ride from the waitress I made out with. What happened to "Don't let me drink Tequila?"
I lied.
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
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