I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
is wine microwaveable?
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
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I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
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well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
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My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
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