She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
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I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
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IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
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