You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
Some mornings I close deals. Other mornings I puke out my window while I’m driving down the highway
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
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