She's like a pop up book from hell.
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
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You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
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Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
Congratulations! We have a period
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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