It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
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Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
Why were you staring at her like that over breakfast?
Because I was eating with a spoon to remind her that she threw up on my hand while she was MAKING me spoon with her after our drunk sex. She got it. Don't worry.
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Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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