Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
Tonight i am praying for god to turn my pussy into apple pie because i cant count the number of times bruce chooses food over sex.
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
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