that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Is it because I queefed?
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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