you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
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Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
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You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
Verdict: uncircumcised.
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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