I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
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this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
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Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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