if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Slept with that guy from the bar last night. Only got 2 1/2 hours of sleep. Eyes were so bloodshot this morning that the principal sent me home b/c she thought I had pink eye. God I love teaching elementary school...
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
I run into you far too many times while completely stoned and/or drunk for this not to be fate. It's like god is telling you to fuck me.
It has been happening a lot lately.
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
I'm disproportionately drunk. But I also spelled disproportionately right twice so maybe I'm not that drunk
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
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