Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
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Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
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it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
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