She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
She's the barista slut.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
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