Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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