please come you make the beer taste better
My dog ate my bag of weed. Thats not the easiest call to the vet to make.
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
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Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
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