The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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