Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
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