I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
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Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
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I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
Just went to Meijer. Purchased furnace filters, fishing line, red lipstick and pregnancy test. And if my purchase alone wasn't classy enough, I took the pregnancy test in the Meijer bathroom because Im on my way to the bar and wanted to know if that was a good idea or not. Cheers to no babies!
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