Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
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