I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
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It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
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Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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