I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
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there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
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you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
Whats spookier? Halloween or waking up to a drunk text from your ex telling you how awesome you are at 2am
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
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