She's JV to your varsity
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
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At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
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Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab