yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
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