Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
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I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
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I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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