Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
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Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
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Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
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