I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
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Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
Wait. Did you let me snort wine last night cause I wanted to smell jesus's blood?
Yes. I have pictures. Your soul is mine.
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
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Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
During my first week as an adjunct prof, I played a fiercely fought game of squash with a law student and we wound up having hot, sweaty, angry sex right on the floor of the court. She is either the best or worst thing to happen to my academic career. Will let you know.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
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