Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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