thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
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Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
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