I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
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just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
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What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
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