Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
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