oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
i just defriended some girl because according to her status she "doesn't give a fuck about shark week."
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
Tried to buy Xanax from my boss last night. Wrong Mike.
i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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