no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
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