I'd wear matching sweaters with you
He never called back after I emailed him my booty call contract.
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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