Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
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