if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
Legitimately semi-blackout across the table from the governor off a chardonnay i can't even pronounce.
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It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
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When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
why the fuck is there hamburger meat in the toaster. i repeat: WHY THE FUCK IS THERE HAMBURGER MEAT IN MY NEW TOASTER
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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