you know you're not getting laid when you start breaking awkward silences with quotes from Robot Chicken
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
Shame is for Republicans.
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