My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
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By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
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I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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