do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
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You left your underwear on the fireplace
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
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If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
Just so you know sleeping with you is like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
That's the most romantic thing I've ever heard
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
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