if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
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Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
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In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
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