What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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