I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
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would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
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Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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