So I'm playing pool in my cowboy boots and some guy came up looks at my boots and goes, "you should've got the boots with the fur"
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
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Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
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