You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
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we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
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It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
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