Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I think i sorta joined a cult last night
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
We were walking home from Pluckers (read carrying your drunk ass) and out of nowhere you yelled "Say bitch you got a Facebook?" at a random chick walking by.
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
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