YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
Its about making memories worth repressing
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
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