no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
I wish we could go back in time and find our best farts ever
i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
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You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
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I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
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