do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
I woke up to 30 angry texts and her Chihuahua in my room. Can you drop him off for me?
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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