At least make sure they are 18
Why
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
I met my future wife last night. She's a bombshell from Delaware, hates Trump, and humiliated two old men in a GOP healthcare debate while simultaneously convincing them to pick up both of our bar tabs.
My boss just texted me, clearly drunk, and said get down here pronto with a handle of rum, 50 lbs. of cold cuts, and a BB gun. This is not why I went to law school.
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
Randomize
