are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
I love that my idea of a romantic gesture to you is to send you a picture of my vomit saying "wish you were here". You voluntarily dated me. For six years ish.
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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