it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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