This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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