I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
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